Penile Fractures (who knew?)

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By kimberlyslyrics

safe sex has a whole new meaning I say-where have I been? Oh ya.

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From Bing

In 2005, the Massachusetts Appeals Court was asked to rule on when a sexual technique was dangerous. Early one morning, a man and woman in a long-term relationship were engaged in consensual intercourse. During the passionate event, and, without the man’s consent, the woman suddenly maneuvered herself in a way that caused him to suffer a penile fracture. Emergency surgery was required. The court ruled that while “reckless” sexual conduct may be actionable, “merely negligent” conduct was not. It dismissed the man’s case.


How this topic came to be, and why it is now being discussed. First I may add this is republished from one year ago. Surprisingly, none of the elements have changed.


So, then, I am typing away, singing to the radio when the song breaks to a humorous conversation on the question, "Can you break a penis?" After many jokes and references to the TV show, 'Grey's Anatomy' which had aired a few weeks earlier, a doctor joined on the air to report,' yes, in fact you can break the penis'

Since this episode of penile breakage on 'Grey's Anatomy,' it has became an instant hot topic of office chatter and gossip publications and a huge amount on Google, ever since.

I got just as curious from this radio show. I had never heard of this before. I didn't understand given the penis isn't a bone, what's up with that? How can you break something, that's unbreakable? This is the simplest way I can explain how I was feeling at the time."

Well, I immediately turned to my Hubbers and decided to open a ☛ FORUM ☚ over a year ago with the question, Can you break a penis? You can just imagine how funny the posts were, but what I observed most was it was primarily women posting, and those men that would join, were quite aware of the fact this can happen.

It was us girls who had been left in the dark all this time, but why? I vowed to hub this, and here we are. Having learned quite a bit I may add, as I hope you do! Ladies, let's shed some light and no longer be left in the dark.

All sentences are going to poke fun unavoidably, at the penis, without intent. It is just the nature of the beast! Or the nature of the content, as it were.

I never could, get any critical information directly from anyone, it seemed, so I started asking my male friends.

ALL three knew exactly what I was talking about and I was shocked. I mean I couldn't count the amount of hours we spent spent talking about the vagina, answering their blunt questions, and even their topical penis trivia, for that matter.

But men have a secret oath or silent pledge with penile fractures or injuries in this vicinity, of any kind, period!

I started sensing something. Were men hesitant to tell us from fear? These three dudes wern't giving anything up, but they did, slightly. Of course not realizing it.

Men, I sensed, just didn't feel a need not to discuss penile accidents in any matter, but for sure not with women. Adding, I do not know if they discuss it amongst themselves.

Concluding what I sensed and caught from their words, mannerisms, and the forums comments was this;

Men didn't feel the need to discuss it with their partners, regardless of how much they already knew.
There was a sense of male bonding surrounding this topic, that women should not be a part of.
Indeed a fear existed one could frighten a women and therefore miss out on 'rougher' sex as a result.

  • A strong insecurity that suddenly women might find her man 'less manly'
  • A discomfort that if psychopath chicks knew, they could use it against them/threaten them
  • It was just to vulnerable a topic too discuss
  • Who would we tell and would women be afraid?

Given the same situation, I personally would have the same feelings.
So lets at least understand, not as a threat to men, but rather to learn and help avoid this situation from ever happening.

How do you break a penis?
I'm not sure you've all heard about men who've broken their penis, or been warned not to do something, for fear the penis will break, etc, etc. But what does this even MEAN? What does it mean when a penis breaks, and how does it repair? After all, humans are one of the only species that doesn't have a becalm, or penis bone, like mammals do. Breaking something that doesn't have a bone or cartilage seems like a pretty impossible order.

But it can be done. Usually, a 'fractured penis' is the result of "blunt trauma".

Mostly during sexual intercourse, this can happen when the penis is thrust forcefully at an opening, and...misses. Embarrassment, plus breakage. Sounds like a great date night.

The most common sexual position for penile fracture is the 'reverse cowgirl position' (I'll give you a minute to think about that) a woman on top in general from the forced impact against a woman's pelvis bending laterally. These are the most common positions.

Oh but wait, check this out. We've been discussing Western World causes. In the middle East, primarily Iran, a sexual 'taquaandan' posts very large risks. Taqaandan, meaning 'to click', means to bend the partially erect penis, holding the lower part of the shaft, in place. It is the click that is heard and felt (you think?). Often described in comparison to one cracking his knuckles. Must stop - moving on now.

Back to us (swear we're almost through this part), It can also happen during masturbation, or, more rarely, when someone is trying to control or hide their erection, and forces it downward. And it can happen when a poor guy has the common "morning wood" and rolls over the wrong way in bed. I bet the thought of THAT will keep you up at night. Sweet Dreams, my God!

A Fractured penis CAN occur in the flaccid penis, but it must be result of severe blunt trauma, and generally is present in only 3% of cases.

It is rare to fracture your penis.

Still, I will not again assume the penis is as tough as I once did.

So what IS it to fracture your penis? To examine this, let's go back to the classical anatomy of the penis that you've probably seen before if you've read Weird Science: >>>>>>>>>>

What you can see is the erect penis. The long pale space inside is the corpus cavernosa, now turgid and filled with blood. In the center of the penis (not visible in this picture) is the urethra. And the dark ridge surrounding the corcus canvernosa is the tunica albuginea.

The tunica albuginea is a fibrous, whitish tissue which basically is the covering of the corpus canvernosa, covering it and keeping it under pressure when it's full of blood (so bloods not leaking everywhere, you know).

This is the portion that generally breaks when someone gets a broken penis, and because it's a tough layer, people usually report hearing a snapping or cracking sound.

Of course, that snapping noise is usually followed by some serious pain and swelling. Accompanied with then sever pain and welling. The penis is will experience immediate skin hematomas (major bruising and swelling) of various sizes accompany the fracture and loss of erection, (Ya think?)

10-15% of non-surgical approaches are complicated by symptoms like permanent erectile dysfunction, hemorrhage to the urethra, and pain during sex, if possible.

Penile fracture is a medical EMERGENCY with repeat treatments if necessary.


What to do?


After you here the snap, swelling will begin immediately. No this is not a good thing and you will have no option but to stop and this is a very serious medical condition. By the way 30-50% of cases are causes from the female being on top.


Women, rather than scream and freak out when the bruising effects of your partners fractured penis occur, apply ice immediately with one hand (watch the pressure), and with the other hand dial 911, an ambulance.


Treatment for penile fractures needs surgery to correct the situation. You are under anesthetic and it is classified as an emergency so you won't just be lying there in agony along in some ER hallway with ice between your legs.


Once you have survived and made it back home from the hospital it is recommended to stay off work 6 weeks and no lifting anything over 5 pounds.


You will recover perfectly, if the situation is looked after immediately. It's when he who waits contracts a number of horrific penile problems as a result.



A few last pointers! (OMG)


If you are unsure (?) that you have fractured your penis, to ensure it is not just a nightmare, rub it, and if you cannot even touch it, most likely you have broken it.


If a a squeal follows any touching of the penis, it is most likely it is fractured.
If swelling occurs, look into who or what did this to you and blame them immediately.


Once you have reached medical attention, demand morphine , or the strongest painkiller known to man, with ice. Goes without saying.


A Few ways to avoid breaking your penis shaft;
use extreme caution when administering the 'reverse cowboy' position during Intercourse.
DO NOT adjust yourself when you are in an awkward position.
Your penis could panic.

Grandpa speaks about his broken Penis (who knew?)

dedicated to Harvey Stelman hopefully enough information to repay him for what he just shockingly taught me :O hu!

Comments

Fay Paxton 13 months ago

Kimberly, I know this is not supposed to be funny, but I'm sorry, I guess I have a warped sense of humor. Who knew?

voted up and funny and awesome

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 13 months ago

Fay

I am still laughing a year later-sorry men

But I hate they keep this info from us do they think we are werewolves at night?

ha

actually.....

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 13 months ago

Fay, truly though, who knew?

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Beth100 Level 5 Commenter 13 months ago

Revisiting this one..... :D still laughing.... yes, I know, it's not funny. Well, funny until someone gets hurt. Ya know, thinking of cowboys and cowgals will never bring the same image to mind again!! XD xox

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 12 months ago

Beth your hilarious

sorry for the delay

Just got republished!

whhhoooooaoaaaaaa!!!!!

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Mentalist acer Level 6 Commenter 12 months ago

Women have broken hearts and men have broken penises,I'm not sure if one leads to the other:-))

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 12 months ago

Excellent point could go hand in hand when you think about it. Just don't date cowgirls hon ok? I worry. Stay safe and solid

lmfao

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SomewayOuttaHere Level 3 Commenter 12 months ago

....too funny lol!....at your commentary along with the serious description of the problem...and then there's the vid ..."you yungens and all yer crazy ways - breakin' penises and all! it wasn't like that when i used to use it!" ...i somehow know 'bout that secret...lol!

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 12 months ago

Thanks, but it's tragically funny, or is that just me?

ha!

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tsmog Level 7 Commenter 12 months ago

(giggle giggle) , , ,I'm gon'na sleep in my chair from now on, so that I am always on my back , , ,very entertaining article on a delicate matter that I haven't been exposed to , , ,I'll be careful, promise , , ,are you going to do a follow up article on Peyronies Disease? Now, that may perk up some interest. Thanks for the interesting, fun, and informative article. I enjoyed it :)

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 12 months ago

tsmog

lmao

Yes be careful and I think the chair thing is brilliant!

Thank you

(giggle back)

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blondey Level 3 Commenter 12 months ago

Frightening Kimberly, very frightening! Ewwww!Ugggh. ahhhh sounds awful. Have heard of it,yes.

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 12 months ago

I know huh!

I'm glad we have pee pees and not wee wees

must add can not eat a cucumber again just the same.

xo

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blake4d 12 months ago

WTF?????????????

WTF???????????????????

What Would Penis Do...I mean

What Would Jesus Do

WTF????????????????????????????????????????

Have you lost your mind drinking Canada Dry in the Yukon KG. When did you become a fan of this kind of filth. I will have to contact your local congressmen and....OMG

CANADIANS STILL WORSHIP THAT QUEEN MOTHER GODLESS QUEENIE

That explains it, only a bunch of moose hugging, zima drinking, half french, half wench, mutha fuxers with a picture of Spock on their five dollar bill, would support such cruelty to the penis and gonads of the world. I for one am appauled, disgusted, and hallucinating. If anyone takes action and uses this information on an innocent shafted man, then there will be burnt rubber from here to the end of my next mother hubber like swastikas branded into a jew.

I believe I have made my point perfectly clear KG.

Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 12 months ago

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 12 months ago

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Ok big [well not sure] guy, hear me, feel me, I went to great lengths to post this hub so women that are cheated on or men that don't do the dishes we now have self defensive tactics that fear alone keeps any man on top, and I stocked my fridge with cucumbers all snapped in half, I just can't seem to eat the whole thing

clear?

and Canadians f@ck like minks

just saying

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blake4d 12 months ago

Poor cucumbers...

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Zubair Ahmed Level 3 Commenter 12 months ago

Thanks for sharing...man I can feel the pain reading your hub :-(...don't wish it on anyone.

Women take NOTE - do not over do the "what was that" reverse cow girl business

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MartieCoetser Level 8 Commenter 10 months ago

Kimberly, I know this is an extremely serious topic :) - a medical emergency - but really, honestly, written by you, you funny woman, it is sheer comedy. I mean, sentences like -

“... thrust forcefully at an opening, and...misses...”

“... guy has the common "morning wood" and rolls over the wrong way in bed...”

If I knew what I could have done in the reverse cowgirl position... You know there were many days I wished I could break my x-husband’s.... neck....

I must congratulate you for addressing this utmost sensitive topic in this most appealing way. Oh, and I feel so guilty for LMAO from the beginning to the end. Poor men, it must be awful to suffer from a broken... heart.

I admire your braveness :)

Must add - blake4d’s comment spoils this informative and well-presented hub of yours. Just kill it!

Kathy 7 months ago

Can you imagine take it hard baby, then SNAP. Haha hate to have a penis

Michelle 7 months ago

There is a MSNBC Story about this Karma broken penises, aparrently it happens more to men who stray, due to more woman on top positions, ie in cars office chairs etc

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 7 months ago

Michelle, we best stay low and make sure we are driving! LOL!!

Loved your comment thank you kindly!

Kimberly

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 7 months ago

Blake the cucumbers are still edible so don't panic, cucumbers are cared about too ok?

Michelle 7 months ago

Kimberly, great article what a hoot!

Who would have guessed that penises were so fradgile?

As a precaution do you thing that femaile superior positions should be avoided?

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 7 months ago

Michelle, LMFAO but think female superior positions are critical to the well being of our sex being superior,

just saying........

Your Great

Thanks

Kimberly

Michelle 7 months ago

Funny article Kimberly, with great light hearted comments in general.

On a seroius note (and in light that thankfully for men and their partners that penis fractures are rare)should woman on top positions be avoided, or maybe we all need to be more carful, as I would hate to hurt my man.

Jillian 6 months ago

I wonder if Sigmund Freud knew that a penis could be fractured so easily?

Jillian 6 months ago

I wonder if Sigmund Freud knew that penises could be fractured?

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 6 months ago

Jillian

ha

Jillian 6 months ago

Maybe he would have come up with vagina envy instead lol

David 5 months ago

Kimberly you have an unusual interest in penis fractures, something that is very rare fortunately.

Is the basis of your hub penis envy? ie to bring men down?

Kate 5 months ago

OMG I am in fits of laughter, sorry guys, but the poping sound got to me.

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 5 months ago

LMAO GIRL!

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kimberlyslyrics Hub Author 5 months ago

kate and david you are both showing the same ip's therefore the same person, with joking remarks, you have been reported, this is a serious issue fun is fun but as your target please at least do better than that

thank you

IP 5 months ago

Kimberly, sorry for any offence it was not ment to be personal so if you took it that way sorry. I am going through a lot lately and fear i could loose my job if the IP is reported. I will not post again you have my promise. I found inspiration from some of your other hubs especially the one that details your fight back from drug addiction. Once again sorry

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