Fun with Fashion-Hub Four-Hilarious Shopping Bags

UM, JUST A SIDE NOTE [or bottom note] IF ONE IS ADVERTISING THE LUXURY OF HUMAN SIZE/FITTING SHOPPING BAGS: YA, PANTS VS DRESS ATTIRE MAY BE A COOL THING TO JUST THROW ON YOUR ADS OR LABELS.

When I saw this Jacobs bag, I started to think; how absolutely brilliant this is.

I am not sure if you do the same, but my husband is always kind enough to carry my bags, when I shop. It doesn't take long for me to tire, on my shopping spree.

Two in one solution here, and I would have no need to whine about how exhausted I am. This bag is most definitely for me. Anath, I got one for you as well, don't worry.

repeat; UM, JUST A SIDE NOTE [or bottom note] IF ONE IS ADVERTISING THE LUXURY OF HUMAN SIZE/FITTING SHOPPING BAGS: YA, PANTS VS DRESS ATTIRE MAY BE A COOL THING TO JUST THROW ON YOUR ADS OR LABELS. [and I had on granny super size panties that day], so........ yep, threw them away.......... HAD TO!

Hubby was in a good mood all day. However, he did rush us home very quickly!

Just a cautionary note.

Do not mistaken bags to the right, with those body bags featured above.

The same looking bags to the right, are for the deceased.

This can be confusing given the color and identical usage, for both.

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Please don't jump ahead yet and go postal, re; environmental issues and going green. This is thoroughly addressed, by the one and only, Edward Norton. Myself as well. Plastic and paper bags do gotta go.

However I had to layout a few, currently sporting the 'with purchase' signatures of these retailers. [I am pretty sure that sentence made no sense FYI]

YES, It is a huge environmental issue. Curiosity and hysteria forced me still to feature these before all are phased out. I am most curious, if you would carry these bags. Or rather which ones? :D

This is adorable, yes? But 1 major issue stumps me.

By this bag we're looking at a 120 hip-hip waist ratio.

How many women weigh that?

And if for teens, they're

basically promoting s*&^ stuff. I am so mad, will follow up

Oh my head is aching [Hp no pun just saying] too many spns on this, but let's focus strictly on the pro's and cons of this retailers 'believing' the free gift bag they have designed just fot us;

• maybe it's me but exotic undergarments are for a nice thick plain bags. I am starting to think soon everything including pee pee rings and lubricants with actual vibrating bags are being manufactured. My fear is they are now that I have so brilliantly created
  

PS; May I be the first of many to thank you for including the visual, now tattooed in my mind, of the bags without the customer carrying them. Very classy.  Hope nothing falls out of the hole.

I'm sorry, cannot take this serious

on any level. Verdict; bad promotion

of Headhunting Services and must

have to get a perm, that is each shareholder.

Sad Folks, just Sad!

Newsflash; uh, your promoting

solution to stop biting your nails,

whats with the eating of entire fingers,

possibly hand, visual?

[rolleyes]

No offence,

but I will never

be visiting

Scotland,

EVER!

And I am

Scottish!

I suppose

you would have to

carry a magazine

where the

eyes are large?

Or nipples for the men, I suppose?

Of course, conceptually it's on strategy.

However, [example] this weight, 110 lbs,

I would feel so dumb [pun :D] trying to make

this bell look heavy.

I know the pun didn't work.

I dare you to mock me or

I'll slug you with my bag!

ich ich and ich

No comment,

No poll, just stupid!

What bird is she strangling anyway?

OK I had to say something???

Do you think this Dude opens the door for his date?

Because by the looks of things, he's pretty attached

to his door, with no opening left over appendage for her.

Jerk.

FURIOUS! Why is a woman carrying

this washing machine bag?

Guys buy clothes too. Bet they don't sport

this bag about!

Well, then, unless they're trying to pick up chicks!

If I got this bag with purchase,

I promise you, I would continually carry it

everywhere.

If my husband came home with this bag

for me,

I promise you, we would make children,

everywhere!

I truly think this is the least amount of creativity I have seen in 30 years! I mean make a gear shift with one handle or how about rear view mirror that he could surely enjoy looking in?

Okay they may be bad but clearly I am either completely disappointed or enormously jealous, as I will never be carrying this bag about.

Whatever!

Next, just can't wait! [rolleyes]

OK too many jokes, too much teasing, too loud laughing, too much confusion, too many questions????????????????????

Y'all can cover this one for me, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, here we go again.

I can't hold it, Houston we have a problem.

Why is he ashamed of his heritage?

Yep, there we go.

pee.

which washed another poll out, my apologies

Oh thanks tons grocery store,now i can look like a man going home, which will guarantee me a speeding ticket or road rage when they spotlight me to pull over and all they see is me with 7 naked dudes not wearing clothes, rolleyes. guys have fun.

Sadly I admit to keeping these for recycling, and not know why, but OK when I get lonely I unfold

Brain surgery here gees

What happens when the Olympics end?

Is the bag design made of titanium and doesn't open, simply an accessory that only acts as a constant reminder what a loser you are for doing no exercise let alone perfecting a sport - lame

Everybody surely will agree this bag is going to get me flagged. And worse like porn bags isn't he right down there doing something to his package?

I swear I feel nauseous - don't want to females to have to see this, or his anything, not one little bit longer [that was right out of the ballpark] [again] quite frankly.

DID I MENTION IF I MET A DUDE WITH PANTS LIKE THAT IN 2011 AND A [OH SO REAL] PACKAGE AS SUCH I'D BE SEEKING MEMORY REMOVAL NEUROLOGICAL SURGERY OPTIONS;

WITHIN 3 MINUTES OF 5 MINUTES OF SHOCK AND STARE SYNDROME. NOT A LAUGHING MATTER. A HYSTERICAL ONE, HENCE WHY IT MADE THIS HUB AND JUST REALIZED HOW LONG IT HAS TAKEN TO WRITE THIS CAPTION.

HELP PLEASE CAN'T BREAK FROM SSSSS-SHOCK STARE SYNDROM-SEEKING SUNGLASSES SOMEWHERE

YAWN 

oh sorry, I meant ......

YAWN

THIS IS STUPID POLLS ARE MEANT FOR WAY LESS STUPID STUFF

see when you score a bag of dope just put it in your sock and administer as desired once home, discussing it as a teabag I wish would work, but people - most at least-go to head shops for the risk of undercover officers highly respected I add, seeing you with what you may not know are illicit substances.  See caption above-cannot think of any other reason for this design.  You?  Plead the 5th [whisper response then pass along-lame]

If I had this bag I just know every time I looked down, my heart would skip a beat, and in that second, each time flashes of this would flow in my vivid memory checklist; last period, condom check date? Birth control method failure percentage, possible top 5 most likely fathers, my mothers face, morning after pill, and on.... Then I can just picture myself shaking the hell out of the bag, not before exiting the mall to throw it out with no regard to it's contents. See it's pretty clear with me I would die if I kept this poorly thought out bag, on clear safety risks obviously not brought to our attention. I keep my bags in back seat and hold a poor short term memory recall.

This is my own line of shopping bags appropriately named 'YKM' Short form for, 'Yes Kimberly Mates' - Ironically I am never given enough rope to do this anymore, that, nor hang myself at this point because of this.

Your feeling me? Yep. Not cool. Freedom? geez????

For Marketing purposes that I yawn having to attend due to this leash, they are calling the line 'You Kimberly Muscle' Sad huh? Well a Japanese company bought it and everything got lost in translation!

Blondepoet, some help here?

Most likely it's just me, but regardless of the advertiser,people passing will take one glance and only retain the visual of a pistol. Thinking out loud for a second, WTF?

Then scurries across the street in the opposite direction with no intimidation at a 140 pound black, rottweiler, unleashed and growling!

I want the stats on how many cops on average do a second drive by check if you carry this bag, just to lazy to google it. ha

Ah yes, and our dear preY [hubber]

begged to be a part of the fashion Fun.

She has designed this bag here for Vampires.

I can't be sure I am eager to learn that one bag,

could one day, hold blood of prey,

karma. [hubber]????

I confess, I have purchased 3 of these bags from eBay. They are gorgeous, environmental friendly, very thick and durable It's handles are rope in style and to me have become priceless.

I actually just happened to find this bag, while shopping on eBay, by accident. I had no idea the craze and popularity this bag has created.

I am going to give you an idea as to where this bag originated, it's designer and it's price [ouch].

I have never regretted the amount I spent on these. The only bag better for me is a Vuitton, but that is an entirely different bag, clearly my purse, not for groceries and puppies.

It took me about 6 auctions on eBay, to finally make it in time, with meeting the correct reserve.

I, for this Hubs purpose, went on eBay again last night and they are even higher in price, and next to impossible to outbid in time. Tricky buyers!

From our bags here in Canada, as you can tell, we salute you [yes I am

aware .....of.........but I know the dude and promised so act like it makes

sense, besides it'd like being in a Rock Bag sorta speak eh?

cheers

and goodnight

For starters, we have decided not to limit this FWF series to five hubs!

We will still explore hubs on

• top most expensive 25 items in the world
• dresses
• models
• winter trends
• body art
• fashionable contraceptives-yep, oh ya, uh huh, ci, mmhmmm, yep
• lingerie
• bling / jewellery
• outrageous accessories
• celebrity red carpet fashions

and others that may or may not behilarious?

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