Gallery; Do you know how irritated I am?
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Well you can count on the fact this rant is long overdue. Irritated is a proper word, rather than, let's say, pissed right off?
Pardon my manners, my name is Shoshauna, I am 4 years cute, I am a Morkie which means half Maltese and half Yorkie. I am white pure like snow, but let's cut the bull cause you need to know; I'm done, fed up, irritated, exhausted, bored, under appreciated, ignored, stepped on, and used just because I am far more adorable than any picture could show.
Yes I may be mad, yet this rant is sad, about my mom, see........
She cannot make a friend, so here I am.
See, I am the only subject she's got, so I live under lights. [Peta take note]. She tricks me with bones but I'm a toughie.
And there's the brushing and touching, flashes and rashes, posing and she tolerates nothing. See dogs are dogs too and if I were you, look at these shots cause I'm done, it's all I can no longer do.
I have been left with no choice but to share my voice. So thankful for the translators program from bark to English with Dragon.
Please don't get me wrong I love my mommy very much. She treats me like the princess I am. Spoiled rotten with tons of attention.
Until recently I had nothing to complain about. That's when it happened. I'll try to explain.
We are together all the time and aside from her dressing me in pink clothing, I never even knew what irritated meant or felt like.
What's up with
mom's and their fun? Paying no regard how their pets may actually be feeling?
Anyways, I was growing cuter [stating the obvious] and she was shooting her portraits. I'll never forget the day it happened.
A Tuesday midday, she was scribbling some frustrating thoughts for subjects. I was hungry, gave her a bark and as she raised her head to look at me when something took over, a spirit or idea maybe inspiration. Nevertheless, I dashed under the sofa, whimpering in confusion.
She called
out my name, thinking it was a treat I dashed out to her feet. She looked at me, raised her lens and I froze from clicks and strobe lights. I kid you not she couldn't stop.
Worse yet, she behaved like a member of SWAT, pistol and scope in hand automatic weapon trying to kill me.
See she still has not stopped and it's irritating.
OMG
I just saw myself, I am incredible, ha and mom thinks she did it herself. I'll bite the bullet and not say, that without me she's so yesterday.
I see I'm hot, still in the game, after today, everyone will know my name. I know you'll agree, this hub baby ain't for free!
Pay up shooter cause this puppy is way cuter. Fork it up or I'm giving up and with no one in sight who will stand in your flight? I now am not cheap and no one's to keep. I want my own home, it better be a penthouse not some poorhouse.
Sorry got carried away
but can you imagine how many photos she has of me? All mostly carpeting her studio floor and all of me because I am the only friend that will tolerate this obsessive behaviour, in her entire world. Of course given I'm small cute and am very photogenic as well.
Then comes your photo gallery contest. I really was excited for her knowing how many pictures she has taken, an entry should be easy! But no.................not my mom as she again raises her lens points at me scopes and focuses then shoots at bionic irritating speeds.
Yes I am
exhausted. I have been so irritated all week from being photographed everywhere, in every way on every day.
At the End
of the day, I love you mommy. Um..........$?
I'm in big trouble I feel it coming
Tonka6078 17 hours ago
Shoshauna..please call me! I can tell you all about the poops stuff!
Thanks
Tonka :)
http://tonka6078.hubpages.com/
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Umm,Errr,Some Models,I guess,do have a dog's life:-))
Nurfninja
so glad you liked it mate!
Thank you
Mentalist,
I swear never will I photograph another animal again for as long as I live!
They're so irritating, gosh!
She loved it . . . the little ham. Good luck with the contest. It won first place in my heart and brightened a bleak day.
Long ago . . . my dog had a similar experience.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, soooooooooooooooo, cute..........
What an adorable model! Great pics. I also like the name "Shoshauna." :)
WD Curry 111
very cute.........the little ham, thank you, just trad your hub and loved your dog shots tremendously
be well
mckbirdsbks
she drives me crazy, is totally lazy and irritates me, except when she's awake ha
thanks
ps she reads and loves birds
Om Paramapoonya
thank you so glad you like her name too! she does prefer princess though! ha
stay cool
God I hate that I love this...of course your photography is superb, your fun with us to die for, your writing. make no mistake..pure genius....
but in the end, your dog is just way too cute....sorry...just sayin'...I had to put it out there and speak to the truth, even if brutal....
You're a genius Kimberly. You even managed to teach Shoshauna to type her innermost thoughts. How clever. You've captured some interesting looks from her. Way too cute, though.
Brains *and* beauty, and I'll wager she has more than a tic-tac for lunch. Great Hub, Ms. Kimberly, and please give my regards and a skritch behind the ears to Ms. Shoshauna. Voted up, beautiful and funny.
...she's pretty darn cute....luved it!
Assuming you are the "mom," Kimberly. This hub was funny and beautiful, kid, across the board up! Damn good job!
This was really cool. I love the pictures, the dog looks just like my little dog Reno.
Hi Kim! You have outdone yourself...again! Beautiful! Voted up, up and away!
What a beautiful article and pictures. I enjoyed this immensely.
Kimmy, this is my most favoritest...yes favoritest...hub ever. I just want to reach inside my computer a steal the little cutie.
What a great hub Kim and your dog is absolutely adorable. My favorite pic is the one where she's laying down and looking exhausted. She already won the contest with hubpages followers. I hit every button :-)
What an adorable cutie you have :) Voted up ,interesting and awesome :)
i can't wait to come back just have a doggie poop situation
she is so irritating
bath time
will return
thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bbnix
she bites like a pit bull ya know lol!
bbnix
ps thank you
"She bites"? :)
What a cutie, and so sensible. I don't blame her for her indignation at this shameless exploitation. Yet she is so very photogenic, yes indeed.
Dogs are so therapeutic (most of the time)... and of course it helps when they're as cute as Shoshauna!
Your dog is ridiculously and insanely cute. And I loved her commentary! Voted up and awesome.
Love your Morkie, and "her" monologue! Well done, both of you.
Ok..so I got this threatening e-mail...something about my ankles and the ankles of my family and friends and the ankles of anyone I've ever known not being safe as there is a "Family Morkie" that is "global in its intentions," and "beyond resolute" in "protecting its members"...and signed by a "Goddess Shoshauna"
timorous
can you believe how outspoken she is? I am not pleased with this translator program and how irritated am I, she doesn't stop with the text to voice as well
sigh
I do adore her, can't help it
poop
xo
Hillbilly Zen
Thank you for coming by and yes she eats very well with brains and beauty.
She is very adamant about being America's Next Top Morkie?
Camera ready :)))))
SomewayOuttaHere
ssssshhhhhhhhh she'll just get more stuck up and I more irritated, I think it's a love hate thing ha
xo
SubRon7
yes I am the mom, well not the natural mom ewe though I have been called a Mork before ha
Thanks SubRon
zzron
Thanks ZZ You have to hub or email me a photo of your precious one!
Would love to see her/him
kimberly
Dexter Yarbrough
Coming from you that sure means a whole lot.
I thank you
Kimberly
d.william
I am so glad you enjoyed this and Shoshauna will be most impressed, and no doubt irritating ha
Thank You
Kimberly
Cardisa
Kimmy, this is my most favoritest...yes favoritest...hub ever.
OK that was the best comment and my favoritest ever and ever
XOXO
sista thank you
Minnetonka Twin
You always have the kindest comments and Shoshauna is just loving this while now I am the one becoming irritated as her head swells ha
Thank you
be well
kimberly
Minnetonka Twin
You always have the kindest comments and Shoshauna is just loving this while now I am the one becoming irritated as her head swells ha
Thank you
be well
kimberly
learner365
We both thank you so much as Shoshauna is now strutting around the house with her nose and tail in the air
sigh
ha
Thank you
Kimberly
Tom Rubenoff
we must not encourage her arrogant behaviour with more compliments!
The tables have turned-she says she's famous worldwide now and I am irritated hearing about it. Plus she threatens to expose more of me here if I don't do what she wants. I must bow as I need her as a subject, she hopefully will humble a bit ugh!
Very photogenic though!
Maddie Ruud
They really are [most of the time lol] I take her to the old age home across the street and it is amazing the entire home just brightens up. So I suppose she gets good points for that lol
Thanks tons for visiting and taking the time to comment and Shoshauna says the same
be well
Kimberly
BurningMan
Don't go near my dog dude, fire is dangerous and you'll scare her. I appreciate the comment just nervous about your head so please no cuddles or anything. Thanks, sorry about your head too lol lol
Kimberly
RedElf
So great to see you here!! Must give credit to Shoshauna, she hubbed this one [ssshhhhh] Thank you for coming by and taking the time to comment!
She seems to really like your avatar!
xo
Kimberly
hello?
KL,
hello....
you dog reminds me ofHarveys dog....Peanut...When did you get him? he is cute,not my cup of tea as dogs go- not that I know what is my type....some sort of Lab or Spaniel... something that would like my cats... not that they both will like the dog funny hub I like the "scond person- first dog perspective"...
TH
thanks Tom, Harvey must be furious I forgot to congratulate him, must do so before I find mine in a pot full of boiling water!
Kl,
i told Harv- his puppy looks like his dad - (harv)
tee hee
TH
that's hilarious!!!!
my dog just pooped again
just saying...................
she annoys me
don't call Peta
Kimberly I really thought I left a comment Well these days I am not so sure on a few things I do. Your little girl is so precious indeed. You two fit together like a pair of perfect matching gloves. You have done a superb job in your words and the pictures need to be entered in dogie magazine with your lyrics. This is so precious and puts a smile on my heart and many others. We all need those little heart warmers often. Thank You for sharing. I am grateful to be here. I needed this.
I had to put my little Benji guy of 16 years down last week He was a small guy too. Terrier and Pekingese He was my shadow. He was my God Dog We were meant to be. God is amazing love. I so miss my shadow but I know he is not suffering with cancer any longer and is playing at the crystal lake or animal heaven with the others. Lions tigers bears moneys all just loving it and in no pain. I believe I will see him again. If GOD so knows the sparrows that fall from the nest and the ones that are in the sky he has a place for His animal creation. Beji is all healthy and young and made new. The Lion will lie with the Lamb. Psalms. Blessings lyric writer. God Bless you and yours sister. Hugs.
skye2day
If GOD so knows the sparrows that fall from the nest and the ones that are in the sky he has a place for His animal creation. Beji is all healthy and young and made new. The Lion will lie with the Lamb.
I love this as I do you. How can I say how truly sorry I am. The pain must be awful. The strange thing is I am writing a hub right now about shadows. We cannot rid of them and must not fear them as they come with us when we need them most or we can create lighting to see them.
May you always have that special shadow as a reflection of such a special woman.
Thank you and god bless, I will be thinking of you, you are not alone
kimberly
skye2day
If GOD so knows the sparrows that fall from the nest and the ones that are in the sky he has a place for His animal creation. Beji is all healthy and young and made new. The Lion will lie with the Lamb.
I love this as I do you. How can I say how truly sorry I am. The pain must be awful. The strange thing is I am writing a hub right now about shadows. We cannot rid of them and must not fear them as they come with us when we need them most or we can create lighting to see them.
May you always have that special shadow as a reflection of such a special woman.
Thank you and god bless, I will be thinking of you, you are not alone
kimberly
Just adorable in everyway..I have a new Pomaranian.."Tonka"..I have always had big dogs..my first little one..OMG!!! I am in love..Thanks for a great hub with wonderful pictures..
Sunnie
Sunnie Day
OMG Tonka-I wish you could post pictures here in the comment box! Not Fair! Do enjoy and thanks for stopping by
))))))))))))))))))HUGS((((((((((((((((
Here are a few pics of my little boy Reno. He is the son I never had! LOL. http://zzron.hubpages.com/hub/paws
Hi Kimmie,
I had to write a short hub on my puppy just so you could see him..so here goes...not near as nice pic's but at least you can see Tonka..
http://sunnieday.hubpages.com/hub/A-Letter-to-my-N
Happy Thanksgiving,
Hugs
Sunnie
sunnie day on my way
brb
sunnie that is adorable! what a great hub,
thank you
hello? Where's shoshauna through all this I would like to know!
Ok, ok already. Look....I'm making a comment. Happy now?? The photographs are BEAUTIFUL ... I mean, how could they not be... they're all of me. Now leave me alone, I have to take a nap.
Yo Princess!.....you gotta booger
SOH swear I just pissed my pants and when she wrote that caption she didn't know about the booger, what a total loser
ugh!
Now she's commenting-I need a different place too much poop
hey princessshoshauna your spotlight burnt out so go play with a gross bone or poop or sleep that's what your best at
STOP COMMENTING ON YOUR OWN HUB!
shoshauna go, you've had enough attention but now a hubber
I' freaking out!
hahahahaha...no words..Tonka is wanting shoshauna's number..I told him he is not ready for all that...lol
sunnie oh god and their so young! Tonka better run, did you see just above she commented-she's a hubber
ugh
make tonka a hubber too
I saw that..she is pretty smart..I am afraid Tonka could not reach the keys but knowing him I am sure he will find a way..I think I will make him a hubber too..then they can take things slow..puppies now adays..what are they thinking?..hahahaha
Nothing more special than puppy love....
Oh sunnie you ust! then we'll comment on hubs together and hubland will start to believe they are being taken over by Tonka and shoshauna aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
LOL
bbnix I have a list of things that differ
Perhaps it could be said that "puppy love" applies to all those things on your list, metaphorically speaking of course, or better said, perhaps, to love something in a small, youthful, sentimental way, and throw in a dash of boundless energy, you could assert "puppy love" as a fair metaphor to imply that more deeply reflective assertion of love..
no the exact opposite sorry
Then I would still assert a "puppy love".....cause, if we're talking about your list being of things special to you, Kimberly, then my reaction towards you and your list could be stated as "small, youthful, and [in a] sentimental way, and throw in a dash of boundless energy'....
but that's me, and it IS your list...so I stand corrected...thank you..(but please never forget that for some of us we see puppy love everywhere....how sick is that...pray for us....)
I can't do that, too self consumed but interesting charming weird message, keep your puppy love and I'll keep my cowboy love ha
Cowboy's love puppys too, Kimberly...and you never saw me in my trail hat...a little mussed up, bloodied, and mudded by the experience...can you picture me like that as I have been there many times....and I like puppies...they sometimes become damn good dogs..who will give their lives to their masters..unconditionally....like I feel about the one woman I love....
Kimmie, You must love that ball of fluf very much. We get our Maltese in two weeks and one day. My neighbor already bought her "WATERFORD" bowls, to eat and drink from.
If you don't read e-mails, I won't send anymore. Where do we say the things we've said before? H
H I was kidding please please keep sending me emails they are my fun, expressions, I am just so slow getting to them but I try and read every one and so many I forward to others
Can't wait til you get your puppy they are so therapeutic but poop too much I say
Adorable!! I showed your hub to my toy fox terrier and she was very intrigued!! Fun hub:)
Kimmie, A piddle pad takes care of thing, and you know how large their poop is. It's like a jelly bean, but e-t it.
So you and Tom are playing two on one with me. One on one works better for me. Oh yeah, no Tom! H
KL,
You said "poop".......tee ee hee
and prolly scooped more...
I like cats.(double-antaundra?)?"
TH
TH
My dad use to make us pick up the dogs poop in the backyard and he called it a pooper scooper
and btw you said poop too
Kl,
Didn't they used to actually have an actual product by K-Tell or wham-o called the pooper scooper?
TH
I'm sorry but Shoshauna and I have been corresponding via smoke signals (she's expanding her vocabulary) which I track and download via satellite link up to my garbage disposal, digital of course, and she say she does not "poop," but simply has "private moments" that are not her responsibility..
TH
if so my dad had me going for years that he invented the term
poop
oops
Shoshauna is really irritating me
Her head is so swollen-see picture A
certainly sounds like her bbnix
Shoshauna can I just tell you again you do have a booger in that first close up and one appearance here is rude after all these nice comments. Now for your bath so I can hope it floats out!
Shoshauna..please call me! I can tell you all about the poops stuff!
Thanks
Tonka :)
Beautiful hub. Thank you for sharing it.
Tonka
Now hear me both of you are in big trouble pooping about. I'll have none of this and Tonka I know your mommy and will tell on you, though it's hard as your so darn cute
now I'm smitten by two
Oh Sunnie wherever you may be come save them from me! heeeeee
Awaiting for shoshauna where is she again just cause I have my camera in my hand geez
Thanks Tonka it was actually nice you made friends with Shoshauna but I feel trouble stirring LOL
mljdgulley354
It's been a pleasure meeting you and glad you liked the hub. Thank you for taking the time to come read and comment
all the best
kimberly
Hi Shoshauna, Sweetie do not follow in Tonka's steps..he is the pooper..I know you are a pretty young lady and I do not want him influencing you in any way! I had no idea he had contacted you..he is all over this hubville..Listen to your mommie she knows best!
Kimberly I do think you are right..these two could be brewing something as we speak..I heard Tonka talking in his sleep and thought I heard..shoshauna...shoshauna...but since he is a pup it came out like..Sure gonna...sure gonna...and then he graced the floor with a gift..Geeezzzz!
I tried to take more pictures too..and that is not an easy task for sure.. I gave up! haha
Have a good night!
Hugs,
Sunnie
Oh Sunnie we need to stay on top of this but shoshauna is sleeping too, I have a word or two with her
If you had of told me I would be reading hubs from our own dogs, I certainly never would have believed it but now with commenting, something is brewing sunnie oh boy!
I think I hear Shoshauna
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
stepped in poop, not cute!
I'm busy pooping....can't a girl have a little privacy!??
ugh gross bet Tonka doesn't complain!
looks like I might have to crack open the cat pics huh..
TH
ummmm....I don't have any animals, but I do have a hand-crafted, ex-clothes-hanger-now-RABBIT-ears-for-better-reception-of-my-streaming-video..thingy....that I made while I'm out of town for a few days...and I think I'll call it...hmmmmmm....how about: "You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump"....... but I'll just call it "What hump?" for short....
bbnix rabbit ears are not part of the peta program therefore do not apply here. Please find a real animal and do a hub this is your challenge. Please make sure there are photos and the animal is cute.
ZZ left you a comment. Your baby looks just like mine-omg maybe they are siblings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved your hub and anyone who reads this should go read it. Its adorable, sorry shoshauna
TH
definitely do a cat hub, it would be so cool!
KG
Im gonna get more pics
TH
that's one irritated little dog. Hahaha. What a great story.
tom hurry!
hayes,
shoshauna is irritated you haven't come by,
just saying...........
KL,
I have to get some cat shots... but Ive got other issues I have to deal with besides you know i can barely put out a hub a month these dys ... i got at least 3 more weeks....
pictures first....
TH
focus on something anything small that changes your focus to brain dead land-I masterbate-just kidding, for real I colour and to this day can't stay in the lines but for an hour here and there it takes me somewhere else, Tom hang tight I've got your back, your friend is right behind you
Do you know how irritating I can be LOL
XO
Kimberly
And Shoshauna irritates me!
Shoshauna irritates me! ---Nooooooooooooo. Not you best buddy. Ok pets can be tiring.
OK I'm off to read more kimberlyslyrics works.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wait til I get you links-it's sunnie's fault she wants to publish today and I have to get links to others
Wait til I get you links seriously
PETA fyi dogs irritate the heck out of me and most people I'm just the one that has no thought to speech filter
Kim,
breathe Kim Breathe watch your chest move in and out slowly take in air and exhale slowly. Relax,think of happy things rainbows unicorns and flowers...
Go your happy place.
TH
TH
whew better
thanks
Birds, you must be so bored reading Lyrics works, break away, fly you can escape!
Hello you. I am not bored. But thank you for your thoughtful consideration.
Mike we didn't win, I think we did and Sunnie should interview us together being at minimum comment savants
Hello Kimberly. I was dragged kicking and screaming away from the computer to help set up a room for our 'big' family Christmas gathering. Sorry for the late response. Comment Savants sounds like the makings of a hub to me. You initiate some great feedback that covers a broad spectrum of emotions.
Oh I think we all could stand accolades for our comments....hmmmmmmm...."Comment Savants" together...right!
And Kimberly...WE are winning..will continue to win..and heaven help a sleeping world for what we're about to accomplish....
I can't get over the fact I didn't win first place overall, all categories combined??????? advice anyone?
I can't get over the fact I didn't win first place overall, all categories combined??????? advice anyone?
Kim,
This one is easy... you did not win because you are hanging out with the wrong people... present company Included...i'm a bad seed and look at Harvey- hes rEAlly banned
Th
um, excuse me why am I on the second part of profile page? I mean do you know who the Bark I am?
she hangs out rather irritates me, ya it's a bad crowd
oo gotta poop
um ya, whatever shoshauna the princess
that's hilarious
seriously? Dude I mean princess for real?
Everytime I see princess's picture, she seems ready to spill the beans about me from a past life, three generations ago... and I was something troublesome in Egyption history...probably an lawyer...
bb,
I bet you drew hyroglyphics....
TH
lol lol lol
Being a peasant, I only carved graffiti into the side of the pharaohs tomb with a rock late at night...
what did you write?
It took me forever as I had to use one rock for each three letters of that pictoral alphabet, and then, all I could think of to write was I was so upset that it took me so long to write something, a sort of self-fulfilling non prophecy, ...much like politics...
And, to tell you the truth, I also wrote about a long brown haired Goddess I loved so much, but I was so emotional, I simply pounded holes into the rocks and accidently invented windows....
KL-BB,
Yea I thought I saw Eat at Bs carved in the side of an old cave... an artist even in a former life huh...
TH
what is an artist I often ponder than take off my shoes and wonder.............
........damn good weed or is that just me?
We're doing yard work? Who scheduled THAT?
And I'll be redundant and say, nice avatar. Redundant in that it will change in five minutes, and another nice avatar will appear.
Most excellent, dudette........nice to see you call yourself an artist, Kimberly... You are, in fact, a Renoir, Picasso, Matisse, Rembrandt, Degas, Matisse, van Gogh and more, all at once..............................................
So take off your shoes and wonder, my best freinn....it is your destiny...
mckbirdsbks
I wanna be redundant too, please edit if you can so that I have a corect speled and like gramar corect redundancy
be cool or not
'guilty'
bbnix
um, but my feet really, I mean really smell dude!
ok i'll edit mckbirdbks has one s. I did't sea anythink elsee dond rong
KL,
Roses are red violets are blue I'm redundant and so am I....
TH
Now it's not that I want to start a fight,
But your other suitors need to just sit tight;
Cuz your baby's ready to play,
So set your cookies out on display;
Yes Santa's coming down your chimney tonight.
all,
Fight -FIGHT-FIGHT - FIGHT FIGHT
mcksbirdsbks
my apologies, me and my flock of typos!
kimberlys
th
roses are white
orchids are too
your words bounce off me and back to you
heeeee
see rhyming savant, I didn't even want
okay now mickey
stay with me
this will get tricky
nothing is free
rhyming gets sticky
surely you see
I can really get bitchy
but that shall be
why your so itchy
ha
Im my biggest fan!
th
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axite backbite backlight bight birthright
bite blacklight blight bobwhite bombsight
bright bullfight byte calcite campsite
checkbite chlorite cite cockfight contrite
cordite daylight delight dendrite despite
dogfight downright dwight excite eyebright
eyesight fanlight ferrite fight finite
firelight fistfight flashlight fleabite flight
floodlight fluorite footlight foresight forthright
fortnight fright frostbite gaslight ghostwrite
goodnight graphite gunfight handwrite headlight
headright height highlight hindsight hittite
homesite ignite in-flight incite indict
indite insight invite jadeite kite
knight krait lamplight landright levite
light lignite limelight lintwhite lite
lucite midnight might millwright miswrite
mite moonlight nephrite night night-light
nitrite off-white on-site outfight outright
partite penlight phosphite playwright plight
polite prizefight pyrite quartzite quite
recite requite respite rewrite right
rite safelight searchlight semite shemite
shiite shipwright sidelight sight site
skintight skylight skywrite sleight slight
smite snakebite snow-white somite spaceflight
spite spotlight spright sprite starlight
stoplight streetlight sulfite sulphite sunlight
taillight tektite termite tight tonight
topflight torchlight townsite trite twilight
twinight typewrite unite upright uptight
wainwright weeknight wheelwright white wright
write
a rhyming savant, with a sense of humor. it's just a rumor, the dog goes to the groomer, later is better than sooner, good night KL our hubpages crooner
Fine, if it's off to bed you will sleep, I like a tree as a creep, I never need shelter to seek, left for the meek, oh what a treat, no S bird can't be beat, depending of course how deep, and if he only had feet, rap with me, bring it down low and slow, are ya feeling that beat, that they call sweet, no not wheat, and yes you will need sheep, if you desire this sleep, who in your dreams will you greet? Don't forget to turn up the heat, you never know with whom you may meet, keep the linens nice and neat, and should a stranger take a peep, call me immediately I'll kill that creep, and break his beak!
Kimberly
Kimberly ~ "Im my biggest fan!"
. . . I beg to differ.
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
hello?
ole' (Ich liebe dich)....
[German/Mexicans...geez...(rolleyes)]
Lets dance...
now dip....hold it....hoooldddd itttt......
Oops better run best wishes to all see you soon xo
At least you didn’t ask me to streak, with that model just in from Mozambique. Though I do admire her technique, that’s not recommended for the weak; Oh the rhythm of her physique, She said her name was Monique, but was distracted by her left then right cheek, and me a nervous old geek, now my knees are starting to squeak, which broke the romantic mystique and she turned and began her critique.
Dude she's not a treat look deeper you'll find a sleeper. ?
Dude she's not a treat look deeper you'll find a sleeper. ?
Ive always thought if you dig deeper- you hit water... thats what my geological training says...
TH
I loved this. So cleverly done. And the pics are gorgeous-.
hilarious!
Hey, let her say "pissed right off." She's an honest gal. :)
Holle you crack me up
she's spoiled enough ssshhhhhhhhhh
xo
oMG! kIMBERLY! yOU always having these long threads! took me 3 minutes to get here..is 3.12 AM and I'm going to bed. Glad to see your puppy!
LORD
lololol
I know Lord sorry. So grateful you spent the time I thank you. Sleep well!!!
Nurfninja Level 3 Commenter 6 months ago
hahaha excellent.