Canada's top 10 worst in killer Cereals ever
Inspired from the hub Canada's 10 worst serial killers I recently published
This Hub is not intended for children. Please use discretion and approach with caution [IE; while kids are at school]
How are you starting your day?
What are we putting in our bodies?
I began thinking about this after publishing Canada's 10 Worst Serial Killers.
This is by no means to be taken lightly or mocking any fun of serial killers. If it is received as so, truth be known, it was actually blake4d idea.
If not, this idea came to me as quickly as it left me, then I remembered again.
I was having my second smoke thinking of what cereal to eat for breakfast. Then I remembered I don't eat breakfast, but if I did, here in Canada, what kind would it be?
Then it also occurred to me, what if cereals, here in Canada, were bad for your health? Could it be enough to kill you, and if so, how long would it take?
Which immediately fried my brain just thinking of the possibilities for health care needs, or what math and research it would entail to find out.
Rather than die just trying to figure that out, I lit up my third smoke and took a swig of my Cola. It had already been 15 minutes since I got out of bed, so early at 10. I knew I best find out an even more important statistic; what were Canada's 10 worst killer cereals. Meaning; 'killer', as in 'awesome'.
Frustrated my cigarette got wet in the shower again, I just cut it short. Besides, it was going to be a long day of research. Not to mention, I still had to first decide, what to wear to the grocery store, then, should the keyword be 'killer', 'cool', or 'best' and not to forget to pick up some smokes whilst running all these errands.
No Moose were hurt in the research or making of this Hub.
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND, CANADA IS KNOWN FOR PRODUCING SOME OF THE WORLD'S MOST NOTORIOUS KILLER [awesome] CEREALS.
WE ALSO HAVE MANY MOOSE. IF VISITING CANADA, FEEL FREE TO FEED THE MOOSE ANY CEREAL FROM THE 10 brands BELOW ON THE LIST.
THEY MAY BE THE WORST [health wise] FOODS, HOWEVER, ACT THE REVERSE WAY FOR MOOSE. IT IS SAFE. HEALTHY FOR THEM, ALWAYS IN MODERATION [of course].
BUT YOU WILL SOON UNDERSTAND WHY WE CHERISH OUR GROCERY PUSH CARTS IN A VERY CAUTIOUS MANNER.
OUR MOOSE DO GET LOOSE FROM THE WOODS, AND IF STRUCK BY A CART, INJURIES OCCUR.
NO LAUGHING MATTER. I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND BY THE COMPLETION OF THIS, FIRST EVER DOCUMENTED HUB, CANADA'S 10 WORST KILLER CEREALS.
Through an hour of extensive, tedious research, I found the 10 top killer cereals in Canada and they are as follows;
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btw do you eat cereal ever for breakfast?
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Have you tried any of these 10 worst killer cereals?
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In Canada while food shopping or when finished shopping, any aspect of shopping carts are taken gravely serious. I ask you, what do we do for them?
Also never forgetting the extra precautions of Moose crossing and their safety!
Please Don't Get Cart Between a Moose and their bad eyesight.
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Comments
Amazing adoring and so much better than I ever expected it to be. I am humbled and trembling at the thought of what might happen next. Glad I was a minor source of your major inspiration herein. KOH xoxo Blake4d
I think you should go out to buy some cereal and put down those smokes before you kill yourself! LOL
I didn't know Loofa Loops came with a suprise,I guess that's why the cereal smells like Britney Spears Cologne:-))
...ha ha ha...this was grrreat!...you forgot tony the tiger!...luved mickey d's cart!
(snicker!)
Funny stuff, Kimberly! Well done.
Okay Kimberly, now I'm not sure what to say. I did find it funny for the most part and I guess that certainly was what you wanted accomplish. Thank you for sharing. ;) :D
@Blake
What would our Moose do without you. We're all safer up here thanks to Phoenix and a Moose caring Hubber :D
Specialk3749
Have to agree with you there! Thanks for commentig!
Kimberly
@Mentalist acer
you are hilarious, that comment may just have to go in this hub if I can get it republished!
xo
@SomewayOuttaHere
ha, where is micky?
hope this gets republished
too fun my friend!
thanks!
@ Will, thanks tons !
LMBO
@ Cagsil
glad you enjoyed some of it lol
Always love when you come by-thank you
:P
Kimberly
still no news on re publishing
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still waiting hoping can republish - been 3 days
ugh
excellent
just got republished!
Thank you hub team
Very funny and quite clever.
ah Fay thanks bunches, it's almost as though the more ridiculous something is, the more it makes sense lololol
peace kimberly
...that's why you have over 6 million plus lucky followers ...... this hub is just so totally 'whacked' out - and that's what I love about you - no one and I mean no one writes or puts a hub together quite like you - and you are a true original and a creative anomaly - and one day when I grow up I just want to be ....like you! Hubawesome!
And once again my friend you swept me off my feet and inspired me to eat healthier lol
Cereal, so exciting, especially with Moose
kiss
...and my mind is always healthier when I read your words - it's called brain food!!!
With a Killer body I say :))))))))))))
I shall make my next hub Canada's top 10 wishful Killer epigramman's we want
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I try
xo
Lol. Chokeios... great hub. Voted up. :)
Amazingly funny. Soooo different!! You are one heck of a girl. !!!
Quisp cereal is real isn't it? Not sure if they still make it, also is Barbie and Hanna Montana cereal real? I hate theme cereal myself.
kimberlyslyrics 15 months ago
imagine how much more shopping we cold get done if men's ? cereals really came with the 'girl next door' surprise
hmmm
let me just be in my happy place, just for a minute ok?