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Canada's top 10 worst in killer Cereals ever

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Inspired from the hub Canada's 10 worst serial killers I recently published


This Hub is not intended for children. Please use discretion and approach with caution [IE; while kids are at school]


Source: me

How are you starting your day?

What are we putting in our bodies?

I began thinking about this after publishing Canada's 10 Worst Serial Killers.

This is by no means to be taken lightly or mocking any fun of serial killers. If it is received as so, truth be known, it was actually blake4d idea.

If not, this idea came to me as quickly as it left me, then I remembered again.

I was having my second smoke thinking of what cereal to eat for breakfast. Then I remembered I don't eat breakfast, but if I did, here in Canada, what kind would it be?

Then it also occurred to me, what if cereals, here in Canada, were bad for your health? Could it be enough to kill you, and if so, how long would it take?

Which immediately fried my brain just thinking of the possibilities for health care needs, or what math and research it would entail to find out.

Rather than die just trying to figure that out, I lit up my third smoke and took a swig of my Cola. It had already been 15 minutes since I got out of bed, so early at 10. I knew I best find out an even more important statistic; what were Canada's 10 worst killer cereals. Meaning; 'killer', as in 'awesome'.

Frustrated my cigarette got wet in the shower again, I just cut it short. Besides, it was going to be a long day of research. Not to mention, I still had to first decide, what to wear to the grocery store, then, should the keyword be 'killer', 'cool', or 'best' and not to forget to pick up some smokes whilst running all these errands.

No Moose were hurt in the research or making of this Hub.

This moose is one year old
This moose is one year old
Source: moose lover

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND, CANADA IS KNOWN FOR PRODUCING SOME OF THE WORLD'S MOST NOTORIOUS KILLER [awesome] CEREALS.

WE ALSO HAVE MANY MOOSE. IF VISITING CANADA, FEEL FREE TO FEED THE MOOSE ANY CEREAL FROM THE 10 brands BELOW ON THE LIST.

THEY MAY BE THE WORST [health wise] FOODS, HOWEVER, ACT THE REVERSE WAY FOR MOOSE. IT IS SAFE. HEALTHY FOR THEM, ALWAYS IN MODERATION [of course].

BUT YOU WILL SOON UNDERSTAND WHY WE CHERISH OUR GROCERY PUSH CARTS IN A VERY CAUTIOUS MANNER.

OUR MOOSE DO GET LOOSE FROM THE WOODS, AND IF STRUCK BY A CART, INJURIES OCCUR.

NO LAUGHING MATTER. I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND BY THE COMPLETION OF THIS, FIRST EVER DOCUMENTED HUB, CANADA'S 10 WORST KILLER CEREALS.

Through an hour of extensive, tedious research, I found the 10 top killer cereals in Canada and they are as follows;

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ah, back for a nap then I'll finish this off.  Moose cautionary actions, cart maintenance and respect then Canada's worst killer cereals is enough to make you eat porridge. [ewe just threw up a little in my mouth, ewe
ah, back for a nap then I'll finish this off. Moose cautionary actions, cart maintenance and respect then Canada's worst killer cereals is enough to make you eat porridge. [ewe just threw up a little in my mouth, ewe
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btw do you eat cereal ever for breakfast?

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  • never
  • sometimes 6 times a day and I love sugar
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Have you tried any of these 10 worst killer cereals?

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Have you ever fed a moose?

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In Canada while food shopping or when finished shopping, any aspect of shopping carts are taken gravely serious. I ask you, what do we do for them?

Also never forgetting the extra precautions of Moose crossing and their safety!

Please Don't Get Cart Between a Moose and their bad eyesight.

Do I really need to say anything?  Com'on, it's brilliant!  More avenues to stock up on our worst cereals! AHHHH  Canada, I not need say more!
Do I really need to say anything? Com'on, it's brilliant! More avenues to stock up on our worst cereals! AHHHH Canada, I not need say more!
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continue to be safe and prepared especially of crossing Ponds. I suggest a large size, you never know when you could need to help a drowning moose en route!
continue to be safe and prepared especially of crossing Ponds. I suggest a large size, you never know when you could need to help a drowning moose en route!
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Despicable insensitive animals, just despicable. remember what rolls one way comes back another way
Despicable insensitive animals, just despicable. remember what rolls one way comes back another way
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I really don't like the style of this! ewe
I really don't like the style of this! ewe
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we take good care of our farts I mean carts pardon me.
we take good care of our farts I mean carts pardon me.
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bag lady or not, always cart your coke.  Moose love coke
bag lady or not, always cart your coke. Moose love coke
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Would you be shocked and believe me if I tell you all this was blake4d's idea?

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  • no nice try lyrics, oh and this hub isn't weird at all????????
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Is this the strangest hub you have ever seen?

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with exhaustion issues from cereal shopping, we created a resting exit escalator for those KILLER days. Worst cereals are hard to come by due to stock issues.  This gentleman clearly gave it his all only to become killer tired.
with exhaustion issues from cereal shopping, we created a resting exit escalator for those KILLER days. Worst cereals are hard to come by due to stock issues. This gentleman clearly gave it his all only to become killer tired.

Comments

kimberlyslyrics 15 months ago

imagine how much more shopping we cold get done if men's ? cereals really came with the 'girl next door' surprise

hmmm

let me just be in my happy place, just for a minute ok?

blake4d 13 months ago

Amazing adoring and so much better than I ever expected it to be. I am humbled and trembling at the thought of what might happen next. Glad I was a minor source of your major inspiration herein. KOH xoxo Blake4d

Specialk3749 13 months ago

I think you should go out to buy some cereal and put down those smokes before you kill yourself! LOL

Mentalist acer 13 months ago

I didn't know Loofa Loops came with a suprise,I guess that's why the cereal smells like Britney Spears Cologne:-))

SomewayOuttaHere 13 months ago

...ha ha ha...this was grrreat!...you forgot tony the tiger!...luved mickey d's cart!

WillStarr 13 months ago

(snicker!)

Funny stuff, Kimberly! Well done.

Cagsil 13 months ago

Okay Kimberly, now I'm not sure what to say. I did find it funny for the most part and I guess that certainly was what you wanted accomplish. Thank you for sharing. ;) :D

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

@Blake

What would our Moose do without you. We're all safer up here thanks to Phoenix and a Moose caring Hubber :D

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

Specialk3749

Have to agree with you there! Thanks for commentig!

Kimberly

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

@Mentalist acer

you are hilarious, that comment may just have to go in this hub if I can get it republished!

xo

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

@SomewayOuttaHere

ha, where is micky?

hope this gets republished

too fun my friend!

thanks!

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

@ Will, thanks tons !

LMBO

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

@ Cagsil

glad you enjoyed some of it lol

Always love when you come by-thank you

:P

Kimberly

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

still no news on re publishing

:(

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

still waiting hoping can republish - been 3 days

ugh

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

excellent

just got republished!

Thank you hub team

Fay Paxton 13 months ago

Very funny and quite clever.

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

ah Fay thanks bunches, it's almost as though the more ridiculous something is, the more it makes sense lololol

peace kimberly

epigramman 13 months ago

...that's why you have over 6 million plus lucky followers ...... this hub is just so totally 'whacked' out - and that's what I love about you - no one and I mean no one writes or puts a hub together quite like you - and you are a true original and a creative anomaly - and one day when I grow up I just want to be ....like you! Hubawesome!

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

And once again my friend you swept me off my feet and inspired me to eat healthier lol

Cereal, so exciting, especially with Moose

kiss

epigramman 13 months ago

...and my mind is always healthier when I read your words - it's called brain food!!!

kimberlyslyrics 13 months ago

With a Killer body I say :))))))))))))

I shall make my next hub Canada's top 10 wishful Killer epigramman's we want

???

I try

xo

The Jet 13 months ago

Lol. Chokeios... great hub. Voted up. :)

Dim Flaxenwick 13 months ago

Amazingly funny. Soooo different!! You are one heck of a girl. !!!

W. B. Isley 12 months ago

Well then here's your link to mine.

http://hubpages.com/hub/A-Nation-of-Cereal-Killers

Enjoy.

ruffridyer 12 months ago

Quisp cereal is real isn't it? Not sure if they still make it, also is Barbie and Hanna Montana cereal real? I hate theme cereal myself.

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